World’s Hardest Riddles, and World’s Hardest Game.

Straight to the point. Here are the riddles:

• If a chicken says, “All Chickens are liars” is the chicken telling the truth?
• If you look you can not see me and if you see me you can not see anything else.
  I can make anything you want happen, But later everything goes back to normal. What am I?

And here is the link to the game, in AddictingGames:http://www.addictinggames.com/theworldshardestgame.html. So you won’t kill yourself in trying to solve the riddles, I’ll post the answers tomorrow. If you’re smart and solve it, I’d like to meet you. See you tomorrow.

Jokes:Sign Lanuage!

LOL, check out these actual signs found in a few places(thanks www.ahajokes.com):

• Sign in a veterinary’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
• Sign on music teachers’ door: “Out Chopin.”
• Sign in beauty shop window: “Dye now!”
• Sign at a computer store: “Out for a quick byte.”

Hahahaha, these are great jokes!

Joke-a-Palooza

Here are two of the many things teachers say when they are stressed:

1. Form a circle, make it straight.
2. This is a story about Happy Bear. One day, Happy Bear was sad…

LOL!!! And, here’s another joke:A man went to a restaurant and said:”Give me your best dish!”. The waitor went to him and asked:”You want our specialty, sir?”. The man said:”You idiot, I want your best FOOD, not your special TEA!”. LOL!!!!! Okay, you have your LOLs. Why don’t you comment some jokes, and if I like them, I will post it here soon!

A Wise Saying

My teacher told me something wise a while ago:”A broken clock is twice correct”.

Three Sins

Three people went to the priest because they committed sins. The priest said:”Tell me what you did”. So the first guy said:”I rammed a guy over with my car”. The priest replied:”Drink Holy Water”. The next guy said:”I killed someone”. So again, the priest said:”Drink Holy Water”. Then the last guy said:”I peed in the Holy Water”. LOL!!!!! Hahaha, see you next week for more jokes!

Joke Time!

Hey everyone!!!!! I haven’t posted in a LONG time because we thought the riddles were getting a bit boring…so we added jokes! Yes, that’s right, JOKES! Starting next week we are serving fresh jokes to make you laugh your guts out! See you soon!

Riddles Manager!

If you dont know, I was promoted to riddles manager! Well, I will be doing all the riddles from now on so stay tuned! Hard riddles or easy riddles? I shall decide. We will also be having editorials on this site where we get some questions and answer them so you better keep coming back here! Bye!

Getting Used to Linux

Hello everyone! I am finally getting used to Linux! I am hving a great time here in Bohol! It’s really fun swimming at the pool. I can play Neopets here because Neopets isn’t Flash but I can’t play Chobots and Club Penguin because they are Flash(well, I can actually but it loads forever). I like blogging by the poolside but now I have to do some work on my blog(making new categories and editing posts) so I guess this means…bye-bye! BTW I have promoted Stealth300 to Riddles manager! Bye!

Riddles 2 Answers

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Here are the answers to RIDDLES 2!

1. She slipped the newspaper under the door, then let them stand on opposite sides of the door.
2. Time. TIC TOK TIC TOK!
3. Pregnancy.

Riddles 2!

And finally…Riddle set 2! Some riddles here are hard, but I am including clues!

1. Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn’t touch each other.How did she accomplish this?  Clue:a door
2. Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?
   Clue:TIC TOK
3. I’m a riddle in nine syllables,
   An elephant, a ponderous house,
   A melon strolling on two tendrils
   O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber!
   The loaf’s big with it’s yeasty rising
   Money’s new minted in this fat purse.
   I’m a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
   I’ve eaten a bag of green apples
   Boarded the train there’s no getting off.
   Clue:Only women get this way

Thank you to www.riddles.com for these great riddles!

Riddle Set 1 Answers

1. David. It is David’s father.
2. Your breath! You can’t catch that if you run.
3. A centipide flipped over. A hundred FEET in the air.
4. The Sun! Look at it too much then you go blind.
5. BONUS ANSWER:Man! It’s pretty tricky because some words have different meanings. Morning means a baby, that walks on 4 feet. Afternoon means an adult, and walks on 2 feet. Night means an old man, and walks on 2 feet, and has a cane, which is like a third foot. The riddle was from a popular greek myth, about a sphinx who guarded the exit out of a town. When people wanted to pass, they had to answer a riddle or the sphinx would eat them. Only one wise man named Odipeus could solve it. So he gave the sphinx the answer and she stopped guarding the exit. Hope you liked the riddles!

Riddle Set 1

1. David’s Father had 3 sons, Snap, Crackle and __________
2. The faster you run, the harder it is to catch __________
3. A hundred feet in the air, then back on the ground. I am a __________
4. The more you look at me, the more you can’t see me. I am __________
5. BONUS RIDDLE:I walk on 4 feet in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and three at night. I am __________

The answers will come up on Monday. Keep thinking!